I walked into my designated printer room at work today to find the paper cutter broken. What a tragedy, right? I have absolutely no idea why we need a paper cutter, let alone several paper cutters, at our software shop FWIW. Regardless, I took it upon myself to remedy the problem. Sleep tight, thy co-workers…rest assured that you can again transform 8.5″ x 11″ paper sheets into 8.25″ x 11″ paper sheets, thanks to my pro bono paper cutter fixing skills. Observe.
What You’ll Need:
*Broken Paper Cutter
*Tape (Scotch)
Steps:
1) Locate Point of Failure
You can see that this particular cutter has malfunctioned due to a broken cutting arm.
brokos
2) Procure a section of tape
(If you are unsure with what to do with the tape at this point, don’t worry…this will come into play in step 3)
tapos
3) Place tape section on the displaced cutting arm
applyum
4) Place displaced cutting arm on cutting arm articulating housing; secure tape
fixdos
That’s that. Leave it in the printer room for the next idiot who actually uses a paper cutter…I bet bewilderment will ensue
Trying to spice things up around the breakfast table? Here is something new and interesting: breakfast burgers! Boy Howdy!
too many noms to count. there are countlessly many noms here.
Not only are these breakfast burgers nutricious and delicious, they are uber easy to make. Follow these easy steps.
1) Make two too many bacon turkey burgers for dinner
2) Place said bonus burgers in a Rubbermaid container (here, I went for a 1L with rounded square edges)
3) Bring to work
4) Open container
5) Eat breakfast burgers at work, in the morning
***Note: breakfast burgers are best when enjoyed with multi-vitamin and coffee***
Represent.
MY AMBITIONZ AZ A BLOGGAH
I had a creeping suspicion that the best xkcd of all time might be integrated into unixkcd…turns out I was on to something
sudo FTW!
This made my day. Especially, since /. is utter garbage with all of the “funny” stories…pretty retarded.
***Note: sudo rm -rf * does nothing…I tried.***
MAXXIMUM AWESOME!
2 HOTT 2 HANDL
**DISCLAIMER**
^ Windows XP is not awesome, and the Mini 9 is neither networked, nor running anything aside from my media player.
Green robots are the best robots. Like this gem I drew for Katie…
Katie liked it a lot
I had to wipe out the technical specs from that document via a slick combination of MS Paint rectangle selects, MS Paint deletes, MS Paint bucket things, and MS Paint spray paint things. Pretty awesome.
I think I’m speaking for everybody when I say that I hope that my green robot phase last for a long, long time. Beats drawing hot snauce bottles, nawmeen…
This is how I roll…
Step 1) Cholula the shit out of some Wheat Thins
Step 2) Costco pickle jar the shit out of some water
(RockStar optional)
Yet in an interview with the Detroit News Monday, Senator Debbie Stabenow (D., Mich.) – recently appointed to the Senate Energy Committee – made clear that fighting the climate crisis is her top priority.
“Climate change is very real,” she confessed as she embraced cap and trade’s massive tax increase on Michigan industry – at the same time claiming, against all the evidence, that it would not lead to an increase in manufacturing costs or energy prices. “Global warming creates volatility. I feel it when I’m flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes.”
Well, that is great. My top priority is alerting the public to the fact that you look like Blanche from the Golden Girls…
…nicely played Senator. Good luck with the volatility
HELLO I HAVE SUM GOAT’S DOE’S 4 U BUDDY NOT BABY’S AND NOT NUBAINS” THOW.
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