How to Make Breakfast Burgers

Trying to spice things up around the breakfast table? Here is something new and interesting: breakfast burgers! Boy Howdy!

breakfast burger

too many noms to count. there are countlessly many noms here.

Not only are these breakfast burgers nutricious and delicious, they are uber easy to make. Follow these easy steps.

1) Make two too many bacon turkey burgers for dinner
2) Place said bonus burgers in a Rubbermaid container (here, I went for a 1L with rounded square edges)
3) Bring to work
4) Open container
5) Eat breakfast burgers at work, in the morning

***Note: breakfast burgers are best when enjoyed with multi-vitamin and coffee***

unixkcd easter eggs

I had a creeping suspicion that the best xkcd of all time might be integrated into unixkcd…turns out I was on to something

sudo-make-me-a-sandwich

sudo FTW!

This made my day. Especially, since /. is utter garbage with all of the “funny” stories…pretty retarded.
***Note: sudo rm -rf * does nothing…I tried.***

Green Robots Attack

Green robots are the best robots. Like this gem I drew for Katie…

Katie liked it a lot

I had to wipe out the technical specs from that document via a slick combination of MS Paint rectangle selects, MS Paint deletes, MS Paint bucket things, and MS Paint spray paint things. Pretty awesome.

I think I’m speaking for everybody when I say that I hope that my green robot phase last for a long, long time. Beats drawing hot snauce bottles, nawmeen…

Really? Really???

Yet in an interview with the Detroit News Monday, Senator Debbie Stabenow (D., Mich.) – recently appointed to the Senate Energy Committee – made clear that fighting the climate crisis is her top priority.

“Climate change is very real,” she confessed as she embraced cap and trade’s massive tax increase on Michigan industry – at the same time claiming, against all the evidence, that it would not lead to an increase in manufacturing costs or energy prices. “Global warming creates volatility. I feel it when I’m flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes.”

stabenow
Well, that is great. My top priority is alerting the public to the fact that you look like Blanche from the Golden Girls…
blanche
…nicely played Senator. Good luck with the volatility