After seeing some terrible craigslist entries over the past few months, I decided to do a little experiment. Observe:
So I assumed this would get flagged as a joke…not the case. Thus far, I have received the following emails:
and my absolute favorite…
Good looking out, Ryan.
guess who is studying for his/her cpa ethics exam, and who is fucking around with his/her webcam
Long story short…Boodles exploded. Archaic gas lines caught fire sans shut-off valve.
It was one hell of a run.
Note too the drink specials. We won’t get into what a “Naked Ninja Turtle” is, because it is a “fucking retarded” shot. Okay, it is mostly Sprite and some green schnapps, with a “fucking retarded” name. Harvey Wallbangers…I don’t think anyone has ordered a Harvey Wallbanger since gents were doing the lindey hop with their best gals during the Hoover administration. The college kids love Tom Collin’ses. Tom Collin’ses, Tom Collins “bombs”…they cannot get enough of that shit.
I swear to Christ…
You are getting fatter, retard.
I just wrapped up day two as a quality assurance analyst at Zoot Enterprises. The best thing about the job so far…
…sweet chew holder.
Big Rod suggested that I lighten my hi-liter lode to accommodate for a flask. Maybe next week.
Here is one called Pajama Diaries
TFL…didn’t read it. I would wager that it is absolutely horrible though.