FYI

Posted on 22/06/2009 by Joseph Swanson

The Cholula Incident

Posted on 30/05/2009 by Joseph Swanson

After seeing some terrible craigslist entries over the past few months, I decided to do a little experiment. Observe:
cholula

So I assumed this would get flagged as a joke…not the case. Thus far, I have received the following emails:

and

and my absolute favorite…

Good looking out, Ryan.

joe and kate

Posted on 24/03/2009 by Joseph Swanson

guess who is studying for his/her cpa ethics exam, and who is fucking around with his/her webcam

Extra Dirty Legion

Posted on 05/03/2009 by Joseph Swanson

Long story short…Boodles exploded. Archaic gas lines caught fire sans shut-off valve.

It was one hell of a run.

“Awesome” Punctuation on some Sign’s from the “Legion”

Posted on 08/12/2008 by Joseph Swanson

Note too the drink specials. We won’t get into what a “Naked Ninja Turtle” is, because it is a “fucking retarded” shot. Okay, it is mostly Sprite and some green schnapps, with a “fucking retarded” name. Harvey Wallbangers…I don’t think anyone has ordered a Harvey Wallbanger since gents were doing the lindey hop with their best gals during the Hoover administration. The college kids love Tom Collin’ses. Tom Collin’ses, Tom Collins “bombs”…they cannot get enough of that shit.

I swear to Christ…