Custom Pong Table

I know of one thing more annoying than table tennis…table tennis players. Oddly aggressive, hollering, talking shit, and most bizarre…striking athletic stances? Nope. Not buying into it.

Pretty sure the best thing that has ever happened to ping pong tables was the invention of beer pong. That is, until right crapping now.

Take a (high end (citation needed)) table tennis table:

killerspin

killerspinbro

Knock that self righteous assface down to size with a little yellow, polka-dotted dress:

killerdressbro

killerdressbro

Much better. Enjoy your sport, chaps.

6 thoughts on “Custom Pong Table

  1. Great post. That table is sweet. I know this is not exactly on topic, but I just wanted to add that this site theme here is pretty neat. Is there a name or something? I do not know how to look. Lumache

  2. I am having a weird problem I cannot seem to be able to subscribe to your RSS feed, I am using google reader Fyi.

  3. Where can I buy one of your custom tables. Borg likey.