Just got a Graty…
nope.
Pros: half-graty-ed cheese clumps are fun to eat
Cons: doesn’t fucking work
I Don’t Love Your Nuts
Pros: half-graty-ed cheese clumps are fun to eat
Cons: doesn’t fucking work
Pros: half-graty-ed cheese clumps are fun to eat
Cons: doesn’t fucking work
First Thought…
How can this guy be so smug? He looks like somebody stuck some shades on a toad and smashed it into a polo.
Last (Gangster) Vehicle in the Lot
rims look good
…just half of the lot…but still…missing out on margaritas with Kate…not very pleased
Retraction…Not So Happy Wed.
working late…maybe very late…I’m digging in with a half pack of Spirits and two diet RockStars…have mercy
turns out I look fucking amazing in sweaters
Happy Wednesday
Gout Files: 9/16
Kate and I went to all-you-can-eat-crab night at Looies last night…I’m 90% sure I overdid it. Not only from the standpoint of what is and is not socially acceptable to consume in a public setting, but more from the angle that I have gout, and this crap is horrible for my body.
delicous little bastards
So right now, my bloodstream is the site of a strange battle between ibuprofen and acids trying their best to crystalize. My toe is about 5000 degrees, but pain-free thus far. Godspeed, brave ibuprofen. Godspeed.
Reptile Files: 9/16
This snake was discovered in China. It has a leg, which is just great.
I'm getting pretty tired of this muthafuckin leg on this muthafuckin snake
Taxation with Representation
This is pretty awesome…
...looks about right
…playing a little solitaire…listening to a little drivel. All in all, pretty good day at work. With Obama’s popularity down to 45% and this shit going down on the House floor, we might not bankrupt ourselves after all.
Special shout out the Representative watching the baseball game on the left. Nice work on the MLB.com package.
Dominick Dunne, Deceased
Power, Privilege, and Justice...I think
Dominick Dunne passed away today. He was the host of an obscure show that often followed Forensic Files. He will be sorely missed by some, I imagine. I will miss his funny glasses.
Microsoft Faux Pas
This is pretty ridiculous…and funny. Apparently the Polish hate black people. Microsoft posted this on the English site…
from the English site...
…and this bad boy on their Polish site:
...and from the Polish site.
They must not have Photoshop over at the Microsoft campus. I could see how making that little swap-er-oo could be difficult using MS Paint. They could at very least have used the spray paint tool to lighten up the dude’s hand…just a suggestion.