Q) What do you do when you are traveling abroad and find your self quare in the middle of a racket?  The maid accuses your traveling mates of stealing a woven tissue holder?  The security guard lets a burglar into your vista? 

A) You suggest to Russ that he upper deck the mother fuckers. 

Lordhavemercy.

After a long day of getting robbed, blasting a dude in the head with a haymaker clear from Montana, and getting robbed once again, I personally like to throw my feet up and crack into a cool Swizzle.

J-Swizzle in the place to be. 

Lordhavemercy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4831824.stm

Six beers a day? At work? I would think that just 2 or 3 would take the edge off for most people. 6 sounds like fun though.

Walking on sea water riddled tile steps with a belly full of overproof rum (rum and butt) may or may not result in a hematoma in Jamaica. 

Lordhavemercy. 

See you all in a week. I hope I run across a live connection on my travels, but if not…

Ol’ Bird Flu and I will catch up with you all in about a week.

Well, for those of you who have a spring break, hopefully your Monday is off to a good start.  I personally started off my day with a trip to Urgent Care because I haven’t been able to move my head for 2 days.  Big shout out to Topaz for dealing with my irritability the past couple days.  My first round of Percocet, muscle relaxants, and Ibuprofen has definitely put me in a little better shape though.  Typing is a little bit weird, but I think I’m doing pretty well so far.
Did anyone else see all the dudes that were grinding on each other on the dance floor Saturday night?  It was just a little too weird for me.  Maybe that’s why my neck hurts. That doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but that’s what I think did it.  Lots of drunkenness all around this weekend, but no fights, so that was nice.  Tony cut some major rug, and hopefully when Swanson gets back from Jamaica we can get some video footage of that out to everyone.

Happy Monday.  I might spend some time rambling here this week while I’m under the influence, so that should be good.
Oh, and lets all hope Nichole got what she needed this weekend.

Griff

This is courtesy of the Bozeman Daily Chronicle.  I hope this is a sign that they re-hired the old police report author…these things used to be hilarious. 

“Two men on West College Street were pushing each other and yelling.  Officers stopped them.  They said they were really good friends and that their method of communication was normal in their home country.”

Where are these dudes from?  I want to visit.  My favorite of all time was the report that a bear was “cited” outside of town.  I hope they provided the bear legal counsel. 

I was checking out the sweet video that Joe posted earlier today and came across this gem.  I’ve seen Joan Jett in concert and I would have to say that this little guy could give her a run for her money.

Here you go.  Another stupid-assed kid clip.  Pay special attention to his stocky dance move approximately 1/3 of the way through the clip.  It is a crotch thrust of some sort, followed by a brief “oh shit what now” pause, finished with some lovely twirls.  Enjoy.

I can’t imagine that they caught you by surprise with this bad boy.  The picture looks to be less than spontaneous. 

Weird weekend.  It seems like I get in the middle of more scraps when I’m not working than I do when I’m working.  This one even lasted about 10 minutes according to my description to Tony later that night.  I definitely wore some punches, but I think the bad guys got the worst.

And here is a very poor visual that shows a little bit of the creepiness that is my moustache.  If you missed it, too damn  bad, you’ll have to wait till next year.

Bouncer Bob…a.k.a. Larry Bird

Swanny from the Block…a.k.a Justin Justache