Sunglasses Roundup

Wikipedia states (horribly) : “Sunglasses can be worn to hide one’s eyes: They can make eye contact impossible, which can be intimidating to those not wearing sunglasses; the avoided eye contact can also demonstrate the wearer’s detachment,[citation needed] which is considered desirable (“cool”) in some circles.”

Some circles? I think all circles would consider sunglasses cool, or even bad-ass. Like the over-the-top-awesome MP3 shades that Dog the Bounty Hunter sports, regardless of location and time of day…

aggressive.

…calling those things cool is like calling Richard Branson’s sea-plane “neat.” Grossly understated.

I know a lot of the swantron reader base is looking for deals. And so! Here is an opportunity to render deals somewhat moot…. check out the screaming deals on wholesale sunglasses I dug up. The selection is pretty incredible, and the prices are honestly surprisingly low. If I could get the e-tail thing rolling, I would not hesitate for a second to start slanging these things…you name it, they have it.

It is hard to think about sunglasses without thinking Blues Brothers. That movie single-handedly made the Ray-Ban Wayfarer iconic. They have shades inspired by the Wayfarer, and shades that have taken that notion and pimped them out for the kids…

on a mission from gahd

Not over-the-top enough? Hook up some stutters a la Kanye

UV protection...no thanks


Croakies sold separately. Gigantic Croakies, hopefully not available for purchase…so bad

those could support an anvil on your damn neck

Those puppies would look slick on those MP3 shades. Black of course.

Anyhow, hit the link for a look at some sweet wholesale sunglasses. Drop me a line if you start selling those suckers, because I’m always in the market for some aviators.

Subscribe / Share

Article by Joseph Swanson

Math dude by education, software developer dude by trade, blogger dude by hobby, robot dude for the win. Joseph Swanson tagged this post with: , , , Read 649 articles by Joseph Swanson
One Comments Post a Comment
  1. I’ve always been a fan of designer sunglasses, particularly Oakley and Ray Ban. They’re stylish, functional and durable. Worth coughing up a few extra bucks.

1.21 Gigawatts

Polls

Best Gaming Console of All Time

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...