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Brittany Murphy Overdose

Joseph Swanson — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:45:18 +0000

Best known for playing the “I’ll never tell” girl, and the chick who humped Eminem in the factory during 8-mile, former Clueless star Brittany Murphy has died. Oh nos!

Drug overdose? Show of hands…

Avatar in a Nutshell

Joseph Swanson — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:37:04 +0000

Are you…
Too cheap to shell out $ for a theatre seat?
The resident of a 3-D theatre-less town? (Bozeman)
Sure James Cameron can’t top Titanic…don’t care?

Here you go…from Comixed:

Looks good…I’m going.

Wrestlemaniac?

Joseph Swanson — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:56:50 +0000

Got any Hulkamaniacs on your X-Mas list?

For a mere $5, you will have him/her more pumped up than Big John Stud after winning the $15,000 body slam match against Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania 1. Look it up, little Hulksters.

Oh Nosos! 2009 AMA Mishap

Joseph Swanson — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:21:18 +0000

While Jenny from the Block was busy falling down and looking like an idiot…

aaaaaaaaahhhhh!

…I think Kelly Clarkson just ate American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert

2009 American Music Awards

Joseph Swanson — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:57:43 +0000

I’m not 100% sure, but I think Kelly Clarkson may have eaten a Jonas brother.

Don't eat the microphone, Kelly

I Don’t Love Your Nuts

Joseph Swanson — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:02:14 +0000

Just got a Graty…

nope.

Pros: half-graty-ed cheese clumps are fun to eat
Cons: doesn’t fucking work