Not sure how many physicists troll around craigslist, but if they do…

Hands down, the best description on a craigslist item EVER

FWIW, An oscilloscope measures two things: voltage and time. A charged beam of electrons “sweeps” the screen in a given time in the x-axis, and is deflected by a signal in the y-axis. The deflection from the standard signal in the trace can gauge the input signal’s voltage and duration/frequency.

And yes, the poster was correct. O-scopes are great.

Got any Hulkamaniacs on your X-Mas list?

For a mere $5, you will have him/her more pumped up than Big John Stud after winning the $15,000 body slam match against Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania 1. Look it up, little Hulksters.

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Alright…this one is sort of confusing. From what I can gather, Duncan Gilchrist’s daughter is using craigslist to fondly rib Bruce, who apparently has a history of writing bad checks. One thing is clear…Duncan Gilchrist does not like the looks of mule deer. The post is unclear as to whether or not Duncan Gilchrist finds other game animals adorable.

With Christmas right around the corner, I’d like to put my preliminary wish-list out there.

1) These Videos

2) A Robot
3) VCR (if robot does not support VHS I/O)

Flaming Gay Ken...wow

Speechless.

In celebration of the release of Windows 7, (do not want) enjoy the following Bozeman craigslist entry…

Where do I begin?

1) Window NT came out in 1993???
2) $200 buys a 160gb netbook???
3) “If your savy”???

There it is…#3. Missed an apostrophe, an “e”, and a “v”. The poster likely would have caught that if he could have fired up the spell checker in Word Perfect…son-of-a-bitchin’ passwords, huh.

President Obama (note the lack of “n”) is speaking in Bozeman tonight. Craigslist is full of people looking to buy tickets, much like this fucking retard…

president obaman?

eeeeeewwwwwww

Thine own grand-mum purchased said sword for thee from thy “Home Shopping Channel”

Not for purvey: floral woven floor-tapestry

Apparently I’m 12…

HELLO I HAVE SUM GOAT’S DOE’S 4 U BUDDY NOT BABY’S AND NOT NUBAINS” THOW.