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	<title>swan tron dot com &#187; Dead as Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Swanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The worst doctor in the world has concluded that a Taiwanese man with a history of high blood pressure has died of a stroke likely triggered by over-excitement from watching the blockbuster Avatar in 3D. Boy Howdy! According to this &#8230; <a href="http://swantron.com/avatards/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The worst doctor in the world has concluded that a Taiwanese man with a history of high blood pressure has <strong>died of a stroke likely triggered by over-excitement from watching the blockbuster Avatar in 3D</strong>.  Boy Howdy!</p>
<p><img src="http://swantron.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/avatard.jpg" alt="OH NOS!  DEADOS!" /></p>
<p>According to <a href="http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/man-died-after-watching-avatar/story-e6frfmvr-1225821333043">this shitty website</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A 42-year-old Taiwanese man with a history of high blood pressure has died of a stroke likely triggered by over-excitement from watching the blockbuster Avatar in 3D, a doctor says. </p>
<p>The man, identified only by his surname Kuo, started to feel unwell during the screening earlier this month in the northern city of Hsinchu and was taken to hospital.</p>
<p>Mr Kuo, who suffered from hypertension, was unconscious when he arrived at the Nan Men General Hospital and a scan showed that his brain was haemorrhaging, emergency room doctor Peng Chin-chih said today.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s likely that the over-excitement from watching the movie triggered his symptoms,&#8221; the doctor said.</p>
<p>Mr Kuo died 11 days later from the brain haemorrhage, and the China Times newspaper said it was the first death linked to watching James Cameron&#8217;s science-fiction epic Avatar.</p></blockquote>
<p>Sounds perfectly logical.  </p>
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		<title>MJ2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Swanson</dc:creator>
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		<title>RIP MJ</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Swanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rest in peace, you crazy fuck]]></description>
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Rest in peace, you crazy fuck</p>
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		<title>R.I.P. Steve</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 22:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Swanson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some will remember Steve &#8220;The Croc Hunter&#8221; Irwin for his daring exploits with dangerous animals.  I will remember Steve Irwin as the only dude who can give Michael Jackson a run for his money in reckless stunts involving their infant children.    &#8230; <a href="http://swantron.com/rip-steve/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some will remember Steve &#8220;The Croc Hunter&#8221; Irwin for his daring exploits with dangerous animals.  I will remember Steve Irwin as the only dude who can give Michael Jackson a run for his money in reckless stunts involving their infant children. </p>
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<p>Homeboy was stung in the heart by a stingray this morning.  I like to think Steve stung us all in the hearts with his zaniness.  Cranky. </p>
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