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Mid-Morning Snack Attack
Wheat Thins are boring, by design. What is a guy to do, when at work with a bunch of boring-ass W Thins?
Easy. Arrange the hell out of the stupid little things and hot snauce them up. Hot snauce the crap out of them.
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
Here, I went for a crude lobster formation.
If you get a little crazy with said hot snauce, don’t worry. I spent the rest of my afternoon with a small red snauce stain on my yellow notepad. Either my co-workers failed to notice, or thought I was crazy and avoided a rambling culinary pep talk.
+1 Spicy
How To Make Boring Stuff Awesome
Tired of boring stuff? Make it awesome!
#1. Boring old bagel. Notice the cavern? Hmm…what would make this awesome?
#1
#2…aw shit…Tabasco sauce in the house!
#2
#3…boom! Awesome.
#3
With an open mind and sense of adventure, you too can make boring stuff awesome. Good luck!
Breakfast Fail.
Things got a little out of hand this morning. I managed to hot-snauce the shit out of my “plate” while trying to hot-snauce the shit out of my tortilla chips.
Still delicious.
Weekly Drawing: Tony Chachere’s
Kate thinks this is my best hot snauce person drawing to date…
medium: blue sharpie on yellow notepad :: C. 2010 :: all rights reserved
…tough to argue that. Tony Chachere’s is no Cholula, for what it’s worth.
2009: A Breakfast Odyssey
NOMNOMNOM
Mankind’s quest for the perfect breakfast is the theme of “2009: A Breakfast Odyssey”, a process that unfolds along a space-time continuum. We “pepper-sauce” our primordial past, and we “Triscuit-the-shit-out-of” a cosmic future. The powers of intuition thus become the doors of perception, in our ongoing collective journey.
How to make the perfect lunch
Step 1) Tony Chachere’s the shit out of some Wheat Thins
Step 2) Costco pickle jar the shit out of some water
How to make the perfect breakfast
This is how I roll…
Step 1) Cholula the shit out of some Wheat Thins
Step 2) Costco pickle jar the shit out of some water
(RockStar optional)
More Fine-ass Art for Kate
Subject: The Queen of Soul Food, Sylvia
good sauce, great pitch-woman
Outcome: not-so-lady-like
Sylvia, c 2009, medium: sharpie/yellow notepad
Sylvia looks a lot like George Washington.
The Cholula Incident
After seeing some terrible craigslist entries over the past few months, I decided to do a little experiment. Observe:
So I assumed this would get flagged as a joke…not the case. Thus far, I have received the following emails:
and
and my absolute favorite…
Good looking out, Ryan.