My skill set is so sufficiently awesome in the design realm, that I can turn this…
crop == gizzard
wattle you have? (A: a whole bunch of MSG)
…using nothing but MS Paint. I can also put down an entire box of
MSG in a Biskit
Chicken in a Biskit. But that is for another day.
If you, unlike me, are shopping for a web designer, take the following into consideration.
Whether you are building a new website or having an older one redesigned, it is likely that you will need the assistance of a web designer. If you spend some time browsing the internet, you will soon discover that there is a significant difference in those websites which have been professionally designed and those that haven’t.
Nowadays, if you want your business to get noticed then hiring a reputable web designer is a necessity. So how do you go about choosing one?
Firstly you should do your research on potential web designers or web design companies. You will find that Southampton web design agencies may work in a completely different way to a web designer in Dorset. Therefore, it pays to look around and not necessarily just in London.
You need to enquire into their previous work and ensure it is similar to the standard you are after for your own site. It is important to remember that your website should not just be a copy of previous work, so look at more than one example to ensure that the designer is capable of catering to individual client needs. You also need to research into whether this work was delivered in a timely manner. It is all well and good receiving an incredible design for a new website, however if it is going to take 3 years, you may need to reconsider. The majority or web designers will have a portfolio and this is a great way to judge their work and their professionalism.
Client testimonials are another way in which you can compare designers. Be wary about these testimonials as it is possible to make these up, so it is important to follow them up and actually speak to previous clients to gain further information. For example if you are contemplating a web design Bournemouth agency, you may wish to speak to a range of their clients to gauge an understanding of how they work.
T minus 2.75 hours until NASA hits the stage to talk about a newly discovered life-form.
Stay tuned…this is a good day.
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+1 Robot MS Paint effort
Times are tough. Tougher than stale beef jerky…and believe you me, homie, that is some tough stuff. Last year saw nearly 4 million foreclosure filings. December 2009 showed a 15 percent increase in filings from December 2008…which itself was no ‘smooth sailing’ time in the ‘being able to pay the bills’ game.
blurry robot home is blurry
What’s a guy to do? What is the alternative to throwing in the towel? Write paid blog posts like this? Hardly.
Introducing Home Loan Modification.
Well, the government has made it easier to stay in your house. Say what you will about them, but they did something correctly here. The Making Home Affordable program, oddly refered to as HAMP, might be your answer. Meet some criteria (primary residence, under $729,750 mortgage, and at least a year old) and you are ready to roll.
How do you do this?
With the help of American Residential Law Group. That’s how. Getting an attorney is going to be key in this process. Said attorney will act as the negotiator between the lender agent and the holder of the loan. Speedier process, better results. Plus, an attorney can help you whip out the hardship letter, and advise you how to hit the 31% of gross mark that a healthy mortgage targets.
Don’t foreclose…hit one of those links and save yourself some trouble.
Green robots are the best robots. Like this gem I drew for Katie…
Katie liked it a lot
I had to wipe out the technical specs from that document via a slick combination of MS Paint rectangle selects, MS Paint deletes, MS Paint bucket things, and MS Paint spray paint things. Pretty awesome.
I think I’m speaking for everybody when I say that I hope that my green robot phase last for a long, long time. Beats drawing hot snauce bottles, nawmeen…
Mastering MS Paint is not as difficult as one may think. In fact, with a little practice you too can become a champion MS Paint-er.
For maximum awesomeness, I employ a simple three-step approach:
1) Find an awesome picture to start with. Nintendo PowerGlove? Check. Kid from the Wonder Years? Check. Open that sucker up in MS Paint.
sort of awesome
2) Personalize. Chop your face out of another picture, using MS Paint. Paste it on the awesome picture from step 1, and drag the image to scale.
getting more awesome
3) Accessorize! This is the best part. See how the little shit from picture 1 has on sweet purple shades? Chop those suckers out, and throw it on that guy ^ you made in picture 2.
as awesome as it gets
See! It is just that simple!
And for the record…I’m all over those Warp Whistles in Mario 3. I’ll be in World 8 before you can say racoon tail.
Time, again for another Family Circus farse. I hate these little bastards. Especially Jeffy.
I should add another frame of sad, since the swaperoo will have to take place at Wal-Mart. Boo.