*to be determined
If this thing can digest puffs and Cheerios, we’ll be happy, futuristic parents. Bring on the bots.
*to be determined
Hefty? In need of a red shirt?
Sort of sad that the Fuji 1.5V long life AA was the surprise hero of the box.
I’m serious about the shirt. I’ll ship.
Mr. Beer. That name again is Mr. Beer
I bit on the Mr. Beer home-brewing kit last woot-off. Much to my dismay, the kit arrived in a giant brown cardboard box, with a sizable puncture would in the side. Opening it verified the damage:
The brewing container was smashed inward, and the plastic was too thick to pop back into shape.
I tried contacting FedEx, as the damage was definitely done in shipping. As it turns out, after creating an account with FedEx | submitting a claim ticket | waiting | waiting, FedEx has you contact the sender when the item is shipped via “Smartpost.” Whatever that entails. Not very helpful…just a reply email sending me back at woot.
I was sort of pissy, and ended up forwarding the email from Fedex to the primary woot returns email. Details are as follow:
I’m very sorry about that. We’ll get a replacement sent to you and have our crack team of commandos that make the Expendables look like babies go after them. No need to return the damaged one to us.
——————- Original Message ——————-
To: RMA; RMA Woot; RMA@woot.com
Subject: damaged shipment from woot (MRS), case # W-1030992-R925
Passing the buck…
———- Forwarded message ———-
Date: Wed, Feb 1, 2012 at 7:45 AM
Subject: Re: damaged shipment from woot (MRS)
To: Joseph Swanson
Thank you for your recent inquiry. We have received your request, however when
packages are lost or damaged, only the party directly paying the shipping charges to
FedEx SmartPost may file a claim. Please contact the Shipper with your information so
they may file a claim.
We apologize for any inconvenience.
FedEx SmartPost Customer Support
—– Original Message —–
From: Joseph Swanson
Date: Tuesday, January 31, 2012 9:02 pm
Subject: damaged shipment from woot
> In regards to Smartpost tracking #02927009713120839115…
> I received a package from woot.com today (1/31) that was damaged by
> something en route to my front stairs, likely a forklift tine.
> I recognize that mistakes are made, accidents happen, etc., but it so
> happens that the damaged item is a Mr. Beer home-brew kit. The (assumed
> forklift) did quite a number on the brewing vessel in particular, and
> plastic used is not well-suited for popping back into shape. The reduced
> volume caused by the damage render the vat unable to accommodate a full
> batch of beer, which is the end goal. It turns out that our baby daughter
> is angrier that first assumed…half batches may not cut it.
> Kind regards,
> J. Swanson
Awesome support, Woot. FedEx should take note. FedEx should also teach their forklift drivers how to drive forklifts, but that is another topic entirely.
You will continue to receive my business…well done. I owe you a (Mr.) beer.
It (still) never rains…
I can chop up USB Guard Dog for its infared sensor, and the small Swanson girl will play with the caped monkey. Win win for the win…
It never rains…
…another Bag O Crap. Expect another unboxing when number two arrives.
Trees and leaves, man. Trees and leaves.
Good thing I picked up a new Hitachi two-stroke leaf blower from Woot.
Video one: Droid meets concrete
Video two: Leaves meet street
I’ll fully admit that video one wins.
It showed up…
I got excited and made an un-boxing vid. Apparently, I get twitchy when I am excited. Probably why I interview like shit. Anyhow…
So, my three dollar (eight with shipping) bag of crap yielded:
* Passive laptop cooling pad
* Refurbished DSL router
* Strawberry that unfolds into a bag?
* Remote controlled Batman helicopter
* Three dog brushes
Not bad at all; I’m chalking this up as a win.
I’ve been trying to snag a Bag O’ Crap from Woot since 2007. At long last, victory is mine.
I verified that my card has been billed…it appears legit. I might have to post a nerdy un-boxing vid. Pretty excited here.
For the record, I have used trackers in the past to no avail…this one was done with pure dumb-luck. No bots, for the win.
Once again, I almost got a bag-o-crap on yesterday’s woot-off. Got to this point…
Entered my card security code….and nothing.
I hate woot.