Got a fan? An antiquated pointy skateboard? An afternoon? Neon spray paint.

retard-board

  1. pull apart the fan case…a dangerous Rad Board is a good Rad Board
  2. replace fan blades with small, sharp, non-menacing looking blades
  3. hook above components to the less-pointy end of a pointy skate board
  4. put a propane tank looking thing on it with some tubes hooking to the non-spray painted stuff
  5. spray anything neon yellow that looks boring, in order to awesome things up a bit
  6. fire up the fan and tear ass around the block