Things I Hate: Toasters

I hate toasters. Why this ill-conceived piece of shit has become a staple in the American kitchen and/or kitchenette is beyond me. Toasters render bread sharp and dangerous to the mouth. Tosters re-cook cooked bread. Toasters make bread taste stale. Toasters serve the same purpose as the oven broiler, but only for bread. Toasters serve the same purpose as a George Foreman grill, but only for bread. And lastly… Toasters look like Honda Elements. v