Recently, I found myself in a bind at work. I had chips, but no salsa…a true doozy of a predicament! Being a daft culinary whiz, I improvised a work-around:

QUICK SALSA

How to make Quick Salsa:

  1. Find a flat (or nearly flat) surface
  2. Arrange chips in a single layer upon the flat (or nearly flat) surface
  3. Nail those bitches with sriracha
  4. Enjoy!