Quick Salsa

Recently, I found myself in a bind at work. I had chips, but no salsa…a true doozy of a predicament! Being a daft culinary whiz, I improvised a work-around: QUICK SALSA How to make Quick Salsa: 1) Find a flat (or nearly flat) surface 2) Arrange chips in a single layer upon the flat (or nearly flat) surface 3) Nail those bitches with sriracha 4) Enjoy!