Upon hearing preliminary reports that DC is about to get precisely 1 assload of snow, swantron.com has managed to deploy a field agent robot reporter to the scene.
How are things looking, REPORTRON?
~~REPORTRON: ALMOST TO LEVEL OF VERTICAL THINGS~ WARNING!~~
~~REPORTRON: VERTICAL THINGS JEOPARDIZED!~FLAG RETENTION UNIT JEOPARDIZED! JEOPARDY X2! CAUTION~~
~~REPORTRON: ODD LOOKING STATUE COMPROMISED! SOLID PRECIPITATION LEVEL TO STATUE NUTSACK! BEWARE!~~
Things are quite dire, it seems. REPORTRON is all metric, so things might be over or understated for an empirical system audience… stay tuned for breaking footage! Godspeed, REPORTRON.
WTF…this is a big storm…don’t mock this stuff dude