Sunglasses Roundup

Wikipedia states (horribly) : “Sunglasses can be worn to hide one’s eyes: They can make eye contact impossible, which can be intimidating to those not wearing sunglasses; the avoided eye contact can also demonstrate the wearer’s detachment,[citation needed] which is considered desirable (“cool”) in some circles.”

Some circles? I think all circles would consider sunglasses cool, or even bad-ass. Like the over-the-top-awesome MP3 shades that Dog the Bounty Hunter sports, regardless of location and time of day…

aggressive.

…calling those things cool is like calling Richard Branson’s sea-plane “neat.” Grossly understated.

I know a lot of the swantron reader base is looking for deals. And so! Here is an opportunity to render deals somewhat moot…. check out the screaming deals on wholesale sunglasses I dug up. The selection is pretty incredible, and the prices are honestly surprisingly low. If I could get the e-tail thing rolling, I would not hesitate for a second to start slanging these things…you name it, they have it.

It is hard to think about sunglasses without thinking Blues Brothers. That movie single-handedly made the Ray-Ban Wayfarer iconic. They have shades inspired by the Wayfarer, and shades that have taken that notion and pimped them out for the kids…

on a mission from gahd

Not over-the-top enough? Hook up some stutters a la Kanye

UV protection...no thanks

Croakies sold separately. Gigantic Croakies, hopefully not available for purchase…so bad
those could support an anvil on your damn neck

Those puppies would look slick on those MP3 shades. Black of course.

Anyhow, hit the link for a look at some sweet wholesale sunglasses. Drop me a line if you start selling those suckers, because I’m always in the market for some aviators.

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