The best thing to happen to ketchup since the upside-down bottle thing:

For maximum high fructose corn syrup intake, you can dip shit in this thing or go old-school and squeeze this shit on other shit. Now, we just need to clear up the whole ketchup/catsup naming conundrum, and we’ll be good to go.
The future is here, my friends.
now if they just got some fry sauce rolling in those, wed be good to go
now if they just got some fry sauce rolling in those, wed be good to go
now if they just got some fry sauce rolling in those, wed be good to go
behold the future
behold the future