HELLO I HAVE SUM GOAT’S DOE’S 4 U BUDDY NOT BABY’S AND NOT NUBAINS” THOW.
RIP Bill
MJ2
FYI
FYI
The Cholula Incident
After seeing some terrible craigslist entries over the past few months, I decided to do a little experiment. Observe:
So I assumed this would get flagged as a joke…not the case. Thus far, I have received the following emails:
and
and my absolute favorite…
Good looking out, Ryan.
joe and kate
guess who is studying for his/her cpa ethics exam, and who is fucking around with his/her webcam
Extra Dirty Legion
Long story short…Boodles exploded. Archaic gas lines caught fire sans shut-off valve.
It was one hell of a run.
“Awesome” Punctuation on some Sign’s from the “Legion”
Note too the drink specials. We won’t get into what a “Naked Ninja Turtle” is, because it is a “fucking retarded” shot. Okay, it is mostly Sprite and some green schnapps, with a “fucking retarded” name. Harvey Wallbangers…I don’t think anyone has ordered a Harvey Wallbanger since gents were doing the lindey hop with their best gals during the Hoover administration. The college kids love Tom Collin’ses. Tom Collin’ses, Tom Collins “bombs”…they cannot get enough of that shit.
I swear to Christ…
AGGGGGGGH!
You are getting fatter, retard.