The Cholula Incident

After seeing some terrible craigslist entries over the past few months, I decided to do a little experiment. Observe:

So I assumed this would get flagged as a joke…not the case. Thus far, I have received the following emails:


and my absolute favorite…

Good looking out, Ryan.

joe and kate

guess who is studying for his/her cpa ethics exam, and who is fucking around with his/her webcam

Extra Dirty Legion

Long story short…Boodles exploded. Archaic gas lines caught fire sans shut-off valve.

It was one hell of a run.

“Awesome” Punctuation on some Sign’s from the “Legion”

Note too the drink specials. We won’t get into what a “Naked Ninja Turtle” is, because it is a “fucking retarded” shot. Okay, it is mostly Sprite and some green schnapps, with a “fucking retarded” name. Harvey Wallbangers…I don’t think anyone has ordered a Harvey Wallbanger since gents were doing the lindey hop with their best gals during the Hoover administration. The college kids love Tom Collin’ses. Tom Collin’ses, Tom Collins “bombs”…they cannot get enough of that shit.

I swear to Christ…