Lunch in the Cubicle

Still dining finely on fancy lunches in the cubicle. This week’s installment…three gourmet burgers.

nom nom nom burgers nom
nom nom nom

I find three to be the ideal number of main entree items at the office.
Unit 1, consumed at 10:00 AM, acts to lessen the coffee shakes.
Unit 2, consumed around noon, acts to kill the smells of coworkers’ lunches
Unit 3, consumed at 2:00 PM, pretty much just food show-boating at this point

+1 food show-boating

Fancy Lunch

Most of the programmers around me subside wholly on Mountain Dew and Cup ‘o Noodle. Time to class-up this joint.

fancy lunch

Skewers should do the trick. +1 fancy.

MMMexican Beer

Katie and I impulse bought the crap out of this at Costco…

mexican beer
mmmexican beer

…Dos Equis is pretty tough to beat. In my book. May your Cincos de Mayo be equally awesome. Buenisimo!

Cool Ranch

So there I am, eating Cool Ranch Doritos at work…


…noticing there is a correlation between “blue-ness” and “delicious-ness” Wait, blue is a color and a flavor?

enhance. enhance. enhance

Yep. That blue stuff is awesome. Imagine how amazing this would taste:

oh cool

I bet it would destroy your taste buds. Like looking at a laser…do not recommend.

Important Work Items

You have to fuel the machine…

+1 Tasty

I guess if this particular software developing machine starts to run on E, it can make a make-shift sandwich out of crackers, peanut butter, Doritos, and EZ Cheese. Maybe smash some jalapeno Cheetos in that sucker…

Homemade Croutons

Q) Why is my tech blog so food-centric?
A) I don’t know.

Here is my recipe for homemade croutons.


Dump a bunch of generic-equivalent Cheetos in your soup. There you go.

FWIW, I have a few things in the works for the Arduino. One involves an air-soft gun…be patient.