Two words: Three sandwiches
If I truly was the fat kid at work, that RockStar would have a shit-load of carbs and the coffee would be something other than black. Still, you have to start somewhere.
Work Like a Fat Kid
Work Like a Fat Kid
Two words: Three sandwiches
If I truly was the fat kid at work, that RockStar would have a shit-load of carbs and the coffee would be something other than black. Still, you have to start somewhere.
Snack Like a Fat Kid
Them shits is off the blazin meter…
Yep. Big fan.
Mid-Morning Snack Attack
Wheat Thins are boring, by design. What is a guy to do, when at work with a bunch of boring-ass W Thins?
Easy. Arrange the hell out of the stupid little things and hot snauce them up. Hot snauce the crap out of them.
Here, I went for a crude lobster formation.
If you get a little crazy with said hot snauce, don’t worry. I spent the rest of my afternoon with a small red snauce stain on my yellow notepad. Either my co-workers failed to notice, or thought I was crazy and avoided a rambling culinary pep talk.
+1 Spicy
Bonus Bacon
What is better than bacon? No, not nothing. Bonus bacon.
Circle gets a square.
Hot Dog Sandwich
Worst idea I’ve had in quite some time…hot dog sandwich.
Here is how you make a retarded hot dog sandwich, in case you feel a need to wreck your guts, feed a prisoner, lose your job, etc.
1) Halve some h dogs.
2) Pan fry said h dogs.
3) Assemble sandwich.
I went for pickles and spicy brown mustard on my stupid sandwich. Feel free to dump whatever you have in the fridge on that sonofabitch…I don’t think it really matters.
Wrap-up: h dog sandwiches taste like fail.
Work is Awesome
How many desk drawers do you actually utilize on a daily basis at a software development company?
***Spoiler alert…effin zero***
Extra drawer overload…what to do?
Food, for the win.
How To Make Boring Stuff Awesome
Tired of boring stuff? Make it awesome!
#1. Boring old bagel. Notice the cavern? Hmm…what would make this awesome?
#2…aw shit…Tabasco sauce in the house!
#3…boom! Awesome.
With an open mind and sense of adventure, you too can make boring stuff awesome. Good luck!
Breakfast Fail.
Things got a little out of hand this morning. I managed to hot-snauce the shit out of my “plate” while trying to hot-snauce the shit out of my tortilla chips.
Still delicious.
2009: A Breakfast Odyssey
Mankind’s quest for the perfect breakfast is the theme of “2009: A Breakfast Odyssey”, a process that unfolds along a space-time continuum. We “pepper-sauce” our primordial past, and we “Triscuit-the-shit-out-of” a cosmic future. The powers of intuition thus become the doors of perception, in our ongoing collective journey.