Robomantic Robomance

In honor of the absolute worst national holiday, enjoy a Columbus-inspired robot picture:

king of the world

See what I did there? Now, picture Leo drawing a nudie pic of a big-ass-diamond-wearing-robot. Robomantic….more like brobomantic.

Every Man’s Dream: The Perfect Wedding Band

From the time he is a young boy, every man thinks about one thing and one thing alone: finding the perfect wedding band for his most special of days. Like this lovely fucker:

act now!
act now.

Unfortunately, I’m not Italian. Pretty sure you would have to be severely Italian to pull that off.