F You Too, Toad

Remember this from…say…25 years ago? I first played Mario on a black and white TV in my neighbor’s basement…I shit you not. Black. And. White. Here it is in color…

all your castle are belong to us

Well, apparently it took a while, but somebody has finally notices this gem from Toad.

f you too
I'll give Toad credit for pulling out the double birds

Whatever. That may be cool, but by Super Mario 2, he was demoted back down to his worthless status. Remember his “ability?” Being able to lift things quickly? Joke is on you, dick.