Get Swoll, Son

Takeru Kobayashi? Is that you?

Tired of looking like that little hot dog eating champ dude?

puny as hell

Okay…that is not Kobayashi. Regardless, if you feel like the colloquial 90lb weekling…

Hit up some steroids…get swoll, son!

Unless you play baseball professionally, you have nothing to lose…hit that ^ link and check out some options…GET SWOLL! HUUAH!

I want a hot dog now.