Takeru Kobayashi? Is that you?
Tired of looking like that little hot dog eating champ dude?

Okay…that is not Kobayashi. Regardless, if you feel like the colloquial 90lb weekling…
Hit up some steroids…get swoll, son!
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I want a hot dog now.