Tag: Idiot

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Are Pajama Jeans Awesome?

Remember Pajama Jeans? I posted about them a while back, stating that society had hit a new low, due to the sheer level of WTF of which Pajama Jeans reek. Even sexy robot lady can’t make these look less than WTF.

pj jean
creepy robot lady is still sexy, creepy

Well, I can’t tell you if people are still making these things. I too can’t tell you if people are still buying or wearing Pajama Jeans.

I can say, with 100% certainty, that people are searching the webs for these retarded things…and en masse. Check the snapshot from Google Webmaster Tools:

no way
whaaaaaa????

Un. Fricking. Believable.

Well, I do get a kick out of the fact the Pajama Jeans would-be shoppers ended up here. I have a feeling they would appreciate the last post about the junk food in my desk drawer at work.

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World Record Hail

Vivian South Dakota? Ever heard of the place? Yep, neither have I.

It has been a bizarre year around my neck of the woods, weather-wise. Giant hail in Bozeman, tornadoes in Billings and all over the NE corner, micro bursts near Glasgow…weird stuff.

weather != gadgetry, but
awesome weather phenomenon = science FTW

Well, Vivian (from here on out, “Viv”) South Dakota has claimed its colloquial fifteen minutes of fame, in the form of a world record hailstone.

large hail
that's-a a spicy-a hail-a-ball

1.9375 pounds. Nicely played, Viv.

I found this story amazing…some local news site interviewed one of Viv’s finest. Les Scott is a death-defying party animal…

“I just happened to see this one fall and the only reason I went out and got it is because it has all these fingers sticking out of it and I thought, ‘Oh, that’s weird.’ So I thought I’d go get that one,” Scott said.

Scott originally wanted to make a daiquiri out of the hail, but decided to contact the National Weather Service instead. Tuesday, they were in Vivian. They carefully took the stone from the freezer and placed it in a cooler with dry ice. The next stop was at the post office where the hail had a date with the federally certified scale. Moments later, the hailstone weighed in at 1.9375 pounds.

Daiquiri? Come the hell on Les. National news, buddy…pick something less feminine about which to wax funny.

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More McDonald’s McViolence

When will this burger-violence end? I hope no time soon…these idiots are hillarious!

not the McNuggets
Take That, Burger-Punks!

Toledo : McNugget freak-out :: Kansas City : Hamburger freakout

KCTV has an exclusive video of an unknown idiot-woman losing her shit over a less-than-perfect burger at McDonald’s.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Surveillance video from a Midtown McDonald’s restaurant on Main Street shows a woman experiencing hamburger rage.

The incident happened on Dec. 27 and the video clearly shows a woman demanding a refund for what she claimed was an inferior hamburger. After being denied the refund, the video show her throwing a bucket of water over the counter along with other items, including a basket of straws, cookies, a sign and even three of the cash registers.

****Note to McDonald’s patrons:
THIS GARBAGE FOOD IS INEDIBLE TO BEGIN WITH…CHILL THE FUCK OUT

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McIdiot??? McFelon???

mcnuggit
I'd be pissed about a McDouble, too

I feel like punching out some windows at McDonalds, because the food is utter garbage…check out this McBizarreness

From the Smoking Gun:

JANUARY 4–Meet Melodi Dushane. Angered that Chicken McNuggets were not available at an Ohio McDonald’s, the Toledo woman allegedly put her fist through the eatery’s drive-thru window. The January 1 McNuggets rage incident resulted in Dushane, 24, being arrested for felony vandalism and booked into the Lucas County jail, where the below mug shot was snapped. A Toledo Police Department report does not indicate why the McNuggets were not available Friday for purchase by Dushane, who has been ordered to stay away from the Main Street McDonald’s…
…Last March, a Florida woman was arrested after she called 911 three times to complain that a McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets. “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” Latreasa Goodman told a police operator.

Here’s a big Hi-C cheers to Melodi, who’s white-trashy-ass name truly fits her white-trashy-ass crime.

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From Inept RA to Inept Sex Offender

I fired up the Bozeman Daily Chronicle today to find a treat. As luck would have it, my corpulent former RA from the dorms is in some hot water. Good stuff…

From the Cronicle:

A Belgrade man pleaded guilty in federal court Thursday to attempted sexual exploitation of children, U.S. Attorney Bill Mercer said in a written statement.

Rayne Allen Wolery, 30, was accused of corresponding with a 14-year-old girl on Facebook beginning in June.

According to prosecutors, Wolery had met the 14-year-old girl briefly in a chance encounter at a marina near Helena, then looked her up on Facebook and contacted her. When Wolery’s conversations became sexual, law enforcement in Helena began posing as the girl on her Facebook account.

Wolery sent pictures of his naked penis to the girl’s account and asked her to show them to a friend, prosecutors said. Wolery also asked the girl and her friend to take sexually explicit photographs of themselves and send them to him over the Internet.

Wolery was arrested, and a search of his computer and Nokia cell phone showed they had been used to communicate with the girl and undercover police.

When questioned, Wolery admitted sending the pictures of himself, thinking they were going to a 14-year-old girl and her friend. He also admitted to asking for explicit photos of the girls.

Sentencing is set for March 18, 2010. He is currently detained.

Wolery faces up to 30 years in prison, a $250,000 fine and lifetime supervision.

The investigation was a cooperative effort between the Federal Bureau of Investigation, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and Montana Division of Criminal Investigation.

The Cronicle staff didn’t include a picture of this piece of shit…I will
rayne

That beady-eyed creep was too inept to carry out his RA duties with twenty of us honors students…I’m not surprised in the least that he botched his attempt at child predatorialism.

I don’t have any patience for this type of shit…with any luck Rayne will sit in prison for a long, long time. I’m glad the girls weren’t hurt, aside from damage incurred by viewing the picture of his “naked penis”, of course. Gross.

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Behold! Tradition in the Making!

This year marks the 109th meeting of the MSU Bobcats and the Montana Grizzlies football squads… the good ol’ Brawl of the Wild. Cat/Griz is always a big deal around Bozeman, and, dare I say, it just got a whole lot more ridiculous…

FTA:

published on Wednesday, November 18, 2009 10:44 PM MST

By GAIL SCHONTZLER Chronicle Staff Writer

Excitement over Saturday’s 109th ‘Cat-Griz football showdown is inspiring all kinds of lunacy, starting with the first-ever Undie Run for blue and gold diehards.

“I think it’s fabulous,” said Teresa Snyder, president of the Associated Students of Montana State University. “Everyone is going to strip down to blue and gold underwear and run to Bobcat Plaza. I have a feeling it will be hysterical.”

I have a feeling that this horrible idea will be far from hysterical. However, she continues…

“Hands down, I’m going,” Snyder said, laughing. “These are the fun things that make people remember their college experience.”

Idiot. I can say with some level of certainty that I had a good time in college. A very good time in fact. I’ll also go out on a limb and say that my college experience would not have been bettered by running around with a bunch of assholes in “undies.”

Anyhow…go Cats. And go Champ.

this guy still cracks me up
this guy still cracks me up
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Nice Try, Dipshit

In celebration of the release of Windows 7, (do not want) enjoy the following Bozeman craigslist entry…

tech_douche

Where do I begin?

1) Window NT came out in 1993???
2) $200 buys a 160gb netbook???
3) “If your savy”???

There it is…#3. Missed an apostrophe, an “e”, and a “v”. The poster likely would have caught that if he could have fired up the spell checker in Word Perfect…son-of-a-bitchin’ passwords, huh.