Technological Breakthrough, Ketchup Style

The best thing to happen to ketchup since the upside-down bottle thing:


For maximum high fructose corn syrup intake, you can dip shit in this thing or go old-school and squeeze this shit on other shit. Now, we just need to clear up the whole ketchup/catsup naming conundrum, and we’ll be good to go.

The future is here, my friends.