Rice cereal.
By definition, gruel.
+1 tasty
Lunch in the Cubicle
Still dining finely on fancy lunches in the cubicle. This week’s installment…three gourmet burgers.
I find three to be the ideal number of main entree items at the office.
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Unit 1, consumed at 10:00 AM, acts to lessen the coffee shakes.
Unit 2, consumed around noon, acts to kill the smells of coworkers’ lunches
Unit 3, consumed at 2:00 PM, pretty much just food show-boating at this point
+1 food show-boating
Fancy Lunch
Most of the programmers around me subside wholly on Mountain Dew and Cup ‘o Noodle. Time to class-up this joint.
Skewers should do the trick. +1 fancy.
The Salsa Incident
Having automated junk is awesome, for the most part. One drawback became glaringly evident recently, as I was enjoying some salsa in the lab.
Gloom and doom. Hit the bump for a video (SPOLER: It is tagic)
Cool Ranch
So there I am, eating Cool Ranch Doritos at work…
…noticing there is a correlation between “blue-ness” and “delicious-ness” Wait, blue is a color and a flavor?
Yep. That blue stuff is awesome. Imagine how amazing this would taste:
I bet it would destroy your taste buds. Like looking at a laser…do not recommend.
Food Slash Math Meme
I like Cheetos, mathematics, and memes, for the record.
Regular Cheetos have nothing on jalapeno Cheetos, also for the record.
Important Work Items
You have to fuel the machine…
I guess if this particular software developing machine starts to run on E, it can make a make-shift sandwich out of crackers, peanut butter, Doritos, and EZ Cheese. Maybe smash some jalapeno Cheetos in that sucker…
Another Practical Application of Good Manners
You are quite welcome, Chinese food container.
Practical Application of Good Manners
Should a styrofoam container implore that I do something, you had better believe that I’m typically going to be less than receptive. However, when I ran across a styrofoam container kindly urging me to have a nice day, I was humbled by its good-hearted nature.
Leaving a kind note in reply is good etiquette.
Homemade Croutons
Q) Why is my tech blog so food-centric?
A) I don’t know.
Here is my recipe for homemade croutons.
Dump a bunch of generic-equivalent Cheetos in your soup. There you go.
FWIW, I have a few things in the works for the Arduino. One involves an air-soft gun…be patient.