Lunch in the Cubicle

Still dining finely on fancy lunches in the cubicle. This week’s installment…three gourmet burgers.

nom nom nom burgers nom
nom nom nom

I find three to be the ideal number of main entree items at the office.
Unit 1, consumed at 10:00 AM, acts to lessen the coffee shakes.
Unit 2, consumed around noon, acts to kill the smells of coworkers’ lunches
Unit 3, consumed at 2:00 PM, pretty much just food show-boating at this point

+1 food show-boating

Fancy Lunch

Most of the programmers around me subside wholly on Mountain Dew and Cup ‘o Noodle. Time to class-up this joint.

fancy lunch

Skewers should do the trick. +1 fancy.

Cool Ranch

So there I am, eating Cool Ranch Doritos at work…


…noticing there is a correlation between “blue-ness” and “delicious-ness” Wait, blue is a color and a flavor?

enhance. enhance. enhance

Yep. That blue stuff is awesome. Imagine how amazing this would taste:

oh cool

I bet it would destroy your taste buds. Like looking at a laser…do not recommend.