Rice cereal.
By definition, gruel.
+1 tasty
Lunch in the Cubicle
Still dining finely on fancy lunches in the cubicle. This week’s installment…three gourmet burgers.

I find three to be the ideal number of main entree items at the office.
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Unit 1, consumed at 10:00 AM, acts to lessen the coffee shakes.
Unit 2, consumed around noon, acts to kill the smells of coworkers’ lunches
Unit 3, consumed at 2:00 PM, pretty much just food show-boating at this point
+1 food show-boating
Fancy Lunch
The Salsa Incident
Cool Ranch
So there I am, eating Cool Ranch Doritos at work…

…noticing there is a correlation between “blue-ness” and “delicious-ness” Wait, blue is a color and a flavor?

Yep. That blue stuff is awesome. Imagine how amazing this would taste:
I bet it would destroy your taste buds. Like looking at a laser…do not recommend.