Tearing through my server logs, I have encountered the best search term in the world.
I sure hope that the searcher found what he or she was looking for. In your butt.
World’s Greatest Search Term
Search Term Fun 7/13
I finally was able to log into our cpanel and check the traffic stats…from May, we had the following:
Four people searched for “penis hamburger”…and came here? Yessssss!
Search Term Time!
bouncer blog 19.2 %
bouncerblog 2.7 %
bouncers blog 1.8 %
sexyphots 1.8 %
dudes get it on 1.8 %
bozeman montana 1.8 %
www.matureolder slut.com 0.9 %
montana bobcat mascot 0.9 %
http //bounceblock.com 0.9 %
a bouncers blog 0.9 %
shirtless dudes 0.9 %
legion bouncer bob 0.9 %
bouncer blog leagion 0.9 %
petarded 0.9 %
is joe montana gay? 0.9 %
bouncers 0.9 %
bar bouncers 0.9 %
march mustache 0.9 %
joseph lack 0.9 %
march madness 0.9 %
what does the 100% real mean about cheese 0.9 %
canadian tuxedo 0.9 %
schweitzer fluid 0.9 %
teenage mustache 0.9 %
socks and flip-flops 0.9 %
montana state mascot 0.9 %
swanson bozeman 0.9 %
wwkfd 0.9 %
alpaca funny 0.9 %
bouncer blog swanny 0.9 %
socks and flip flops 0.9 %
msu mascot 0.9 %
Search Term Party Revisited
bouncerblog.com loves traffic. bouncerblog.com really loves all of you that actually read bouncerblog.com, and sort of loves all of you that like to look at bouncerblog.com’s pictures. bouncerblog.com can only post a finite number of pictures of Bouncer B.O.B.’s Larry Bird ‘stache; that fact is strictly spelled out in the contract with our host, siteground.
Anyhow. One of my favorite things to do is look in to our search terms. The bulk of our traffic is direct. Our second source is images.google.com…which is more often than not the product of my random photo tags. The most obscure traffic comes from random folks googlin’ and askin’ jeeves really random junk. See below:
1 12 6.06% joe swanson
2 7 3.54% jlo ass
3 6 3.03% only dudes
4 6 3.03% saddam
5 6 3.03% shitty car
6 6 3.03% stupid
7 5 2.53% hematoma
8 5 2.53% piece of shit car
9 5 2.53% stupid car
10 4 2.02% stupids car
11 4 2.02% biba golic
12 3 1.52% anna kournikova
13 3 1.52% bouncer blog
14 3 1.52% shirtless
15 2 1.01% family guy joe swanson
16 2 1.01% good photoshop
17 2 1.01% anna kournikova ass
18 2 1.01% big pimpin
19 2 1.01% billie joes tattoos
20 2 1.01% bobcat mascot
Top twenty search terms, as per the first four days of April. How pissed would you be if you were looking for a picture of J-Lo’s ass and found yourself ankle deep in MC Hammer videos and mustache pictures?