I put together a little sketch while I was horsing around with the Arduino serial monitor…

…pretty stupid, huh? Especially, since it repeats this horrible haiku every five seconds. Forever. This is, oddly enough, the first thing I have taken the required 10 seconds to add comments to my code, which ought to be worth at least a +1
/*
* Awful Haiku
*
* This useless thing prints an aweful haiku
* repeatedly, for no particular reason
*
* courtesy of your friends @ swantron.com
* https://swantron.com*/
void setup() // reset
{
Serial.begin(9600); // set serial baud}
void loop() // loop area
{
Serial.println(“Haiku “); // start of haiku crap
Serial.println(“~~~~~”);
Serial.println(” “);
Serial.println(“Arduinos are neat.”);
Serial.println(“You can do a bunch of crap;”);
Serial.println(“Like print a haiku.”);
Serial.println(” “);
Serial.println(” “);delay(5000); // 5 second delay
}
+ 1 Haiku
– 1 Awful Haiku
+ 1 Comments in Code
– 1 Useless Program
– 1 No LEDs
____________________
-1 Total. Sorry for wasting your time.