I hate toasters. Why this ill-conceived piece of shit has become a staple in the American kitchen and/or kitchenette is beyond me.
Toasters render bread sharp and dangerous to the mouth.
Tosters re-cook cooked bread.
Toasters make bread taste stale.
Toasters serve the same purpose as the oven broiler, but only for bread.
Toasters serve the same purpose as a George Foreman grill, but only for bread.
And lastly…
Toasters look like Honda Elements. v
