How To Stretch a Wedding Band

1) Get this stuff

cool
stuck-os

2) Put it like this

yep
framing hammer ftw

3) Smash the crap out of the metal thing with the framing hammer, until stuck

huuray
vice grip ftw

4) Remove metal thing and ring with vice grips, awl, 2×4, and framing hammer…throw thumbs up.

neat
clapclapclapclap

Every Man’s Dream: The Perfect Wedding Band

From the time he is a young boy, every man thinks about one thing and one thing alone: finding the perfect wedding band for his most special of days. Like this lovely fucker:

act now!
act now.

Unfortunately, I’m not Italian. Pretty sure you would have to be severely Italian to pull that off.