Five million Pounds…that is roughly eight million USD. If you happen to have that sort of loot sitting around, like diamonds, and have bought into the iPhone hype…this son of a gun is right up your alley. I’m struggling to come up with some sort of joke involving Dustin Diamond. Not coming together. Just think about Screetch being broke or something. Saved by the Bell was uber-syndicated…how the crap did Double D blow all of his money? Maybe he commissioned someone to diamond-up a Zach Morris phone back in the day. I bet that would cost well more than five million Pounds. Even with inflation taken into consideration.

Lego Star Wars on Wii: Success Lego Indiana Jones on Wii: Success Lego Batman on Wii: Success Lego Wiimote: Excuse me? Come again… I’m confused as to why this product exists. That said, it does. That and that said, if you shell out $40, you can incorporate a working Wiimote into your Lego houses. For the loss.

Q) Why is my tech blog so food-centric? A) I don’t know. Here is my recipe for homemade croutons. Dump a bunch of generic-equivalent Cheetos in your soup. There you go. FWIW, I have a few things in the works for the Arduino. One involves an air-soft gun…be patient.

In honor of the absolute worst national holiday, enjoy a Columbus-inspired robot picture: See what I did there? Now, picture Leo drawing a nudie pic of a big-ass-diamond-wearing-robot. Robomantic….more like brobomantic.

Two words: Three sandwiches

If I truly was the fat kid at work, that RockStar would have a shit-load of carbs and the coffee would be something other than black. Still, you have to start somewhere.

Good news…you don’t have to listen to me blather on. At least blather on too much…there will be some blathering. I mentioned a few posts ago that I was feeling lousy about failing to post some junk. Junk and stuff…electronics…programming is uber-super…blathering again…et…cet…etcetera.

My CT-90 not only looks awesome… …My CT-90 is good on the ol’ pocketbook 100 MPG (Miles Per Gallon) 200 MPA (Miles Per Awesome)

I know of one thing more annoying than table tennis…table tennis players. Oddly aggressive, hollering, talking shit, and most bizarre…striking athletic stances? Nope. Not buying into it. Pretty sure the best thing that has ever happened to ping pong tables was the invention of beer pong. That is, until right crapping now. Take a (high end (citation needed)) table tennis table: Knock that self righteous assface down to size with a little yellow, polka-dotted dress: Much better. Enjoy your sport, chaps.

Nice late summer day… Playing cowboy w/ D Rock… Trick time… (-1 off topic) (-1 spelled “muffin” “m-u-f-l-i-n”) (+1 muflin sounds sort of funny) __________________________________ (-1 total score FTL)