Fuck Funyons. I’m an Onyums guy.

I fired up the Bozeman Daily Chronicle today to find a treat. As luck would have it, my corpulent former RA from the dorms is in some hot water. Good stuff… From the Cronicle: A Belgrade man pleaded guilty in federal court Thursday to attempted sexual exploitation of children, U.S. Attorney Bill Mercer said in a written statement. Rayne Allen Wolery, 30, was accused of corresponding with a 14-year-old girl on Facebook beginning in June. According to prosecutors, Wolery had met the 14-year-old girl briefly in a chance encounter at a marina near Helena, then looked her up on Facebook and contacted her. When Wolery’s conversations became sexual, law enforcement in Helena began posing as the girl on her Facebook account. Wolery sent pictures of his naked penis to the girl’s account and asked her to show them to a friend, prosecutors said. Wolery also asked the girl and her friend to take sexually explicit photographs of themselves and send them to him over the Internet. Wolery was arrested, and a search of his computer and Nokia cell phone showed they had been used to communicate with the girl and undercover police. When questioned, Wolery admitted sending the pictures of himself, thinking they were going to a 14-year-old girl and her friend. He also admitted to asking for explicit photos of the girls. Sentencing is set for March 18, 2010. He is currently detained. Wolery faces up to 30 years in prison, a $250,000 fine and lifetime supervision. The investigation was a cooperative effort between the Federal Bureau of Investigation, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and Montana Division of Criminal Investigation. The Cronicle staff didn’t include a picture of this piece of shit…I will That beady-eyed creep was too inept to carry out his RA duties with twenty of us honors students…I’m not surprised in the least that he botched his attempt at child predatorialism. I don’t have any patience for this type of shit…with any luck Rayne will sit in prison for a long, long time. I’m glad the girls weren’t hurt, aside from damage incurred by viewing the picture of his “naked penis”, of course. Gross.

Unfortunately the swirly light thing over Norway wasn’t a visitor from outer-space. You crazy-ass Scientologists will have to wait for Xenu…turns out the spiral was just a little Ruskie submarine launched ballistic missile (SLBM) that failed.. Per the BBC:*“A Russian test launch of an intercontinental missile has failed, resulting in a white light seen over parts of Norway. The submarine-based Bulava ballistic missile failed when launched from the White Sea, the Defence Ministry’s press office told Itar-Tass news agency. Russian newspapers had earlier reported the failure. At least six of 13 previous tests also ended in failure. The Bulava can carry six individually targeted nuclear warheads. It is designed to have a range of 10,000km (6,200 miles), but its repeated failures have caused embarrassment for Russia which hoped it would support its nuclear deterrent. “*Great! Just a little SLBM mishap. Let’s just assume that Russia and the States are buddies (or over 10,000km apart) and get back to worrying about Tiger Woods.

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I’m going to side with the realists and say that this is likely due to a rocket, (exhaust, or out-gassing payload) and not a UFO… …but just in case, swantron.com welcomes our swirly overlords. Click on some ads.

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Tuesday, December the 8th. Balls cold. -18 F -28 C 245 kelvin

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I’ve been a BlackBerry fanboi for quite a while. With my Pearl nearing the end of it’s life…the question becomes Sexxy Storm… Or Dirty Droid I originally assumed it would be a no-brain victory for the Storm 2 and it’s improved function over Gen 1. Since I don’t use BB Messenger, I have lately been thinking the the $199 Droid might be the way to go. I have put my RIM phones through hell in the past, and definitely like that aspect over anything I have seen from Motorola. I basically just need something with a good enough OS to not lock up Pandora and Opera Mini…not sure that the Droid is what I totally need right now. Vote: If I was making the move today…it would be for the Storm. Not a big fan of the Google team right now, and RIM has been very good to me.

Got a fan? An antiquated pointy skateboard? An afternoon? Neon spray paint. 1) pull apart the fan case…a dangerous Rad Board is a good Rad Board 2) replace fan blades with small, sharp, non-menacing looking blades 3) hook above components to the less-pointy end of a pointy skate board 4) put a propane tank looking thing on it with some tubes hooking to the non-spray painted stuff 5) spray anything neon yellow that looks boring, in order to awesome things up a bit 6) fire up the fan and tear ass around the block