Got any Hulkamaniacs on your X-Mas list?

For a mere $5, you will have him/her more pumped up than Big John Stud after winning the $15,000 body slam match against Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania 1. Look it up, little Hulksters.

I’ve been a BlackBerry fanboi for quite a while. With my Pearl nearing the end of it’s life…the question becomes Sexxy Storm…

Or Dirty Droid

I originally assumed it would be a no-brain victory for the Storm 2 and it’s improved function over Gen 1. Since I don’t use BB Messenger, I have lately been thinking the the $199 Droid might be the way to go. I have put my RIM phones through hell in the past, and definitely like that aspect over anything I have seen from Motorola. I basically just need something with a good enough OS to not lock up Pandora and Opera Mini…not sure that the Droid is what I totally need right now.

Vote: If I was making the move today…it would be for the Storm. Not a big fan of the Google team right now, and RIM has been very good to me.

Got a fan? An antiquated pointy skateboard? An afternoon? Neon spray paint.

1. pull apart the fan case…a dangerous Rad Board is a good Rad Board
2. replace fan blades with small, sharp, non-menacing looking blades
3. hook above components to the less-pointy end of a pointy skate board
4. put a propane tank looking thing on it with some tubes hooking to the non-spray painted stuff
5. spray anything neon yellow that looks boring, in order to awesome things up a bit
6. fire up the fan and tear ass around the block

Adsense booted me for too many clicks per page…

So long. I’ll take my fracking business to Amazon…might even do some blog-vertising…who knows?

I have been putting this off for a while…just a while longer, I swear. I plan to give Ubuntu 9.10 a review. Should be groundbreaking. Who knows? Might end up in a sweet tab up there ^ next to Hot or Not, which is back and better than ever.

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Don’t call it a comeback. ~L.L. Cool J. Back by popular demand…Hot or Not!

All sorts of crazy changes… In conjunction with the switch from bouncerblog.com to swantron.com, I have launched a new site… 26outs.com.

26outs is a joint venture with my BFF-skee Zig. We are shooting for appx 1 post / day…don’t hold me to that, however. All baseball, all day. 26outs.com. Login and comment.

R.I.P. bouncerblog.com has had a good run.

engineer ^………………………………………..cop^………………….programmer^ Since bouncing is no longer applicable to anything on this site, it is time for a change…

Welcome to swantron.com. Same old bullshit, with added bullshit for your reading pleasure.