In celebration of the release of Windows 7, (do not want) enjoy the following Bozeman craigslist entry… Where do I begin? 1) Window NT came out in 1993??? 2) $200 buys a 160gb netbook??? 3) “If your savy”??? There it is…#3. Missed an apostrophe, an “e”, and a “v”. The poster likely would have caught that if he could have fired up the spell checker in Word Perfect…son-of-a-bitchin’ passwords, huh.

Subject: The Queen of Soul Food, Sylvia Outcome: not-so-lady-like Sylvia looks a lot like George Washington.

…it is now possible for someone to retard-up their feet even more effectively than via the wearing of Crocs…introducing… Dinos? Velocs? Velococrapters? I don’t know.

I like sending Katie pictures of random drawings from work. Like this gem. compared to the original… I win. I always do.

I don’t think Batman says that…I’m thinking that Great Scott is more of a Doc from Back to the Future thing. Who cares? Not I…regardless, this is one sweet ‘do/display of horrible (or awesome) parenting

Just got a Graty… Pros: half-graty-ed cheese clumps are fun to eat Cons: doesn’t fucking work

How can this guy be so smug? He looks like somebody stuck some shades on a toad and smashed it into a polo.

…just half of the lot…but still…missing out on margaritas with Kate…not very pleased

working late…maybe very late…I’m digging in with a half pack of Spirits and two diet RockStars…have mercy