Subject: The Queen of Soul Food, Sylvia Outcome: not-so-lady-like Sylvia looks a lot like George Washington.

…it is now possible for someone to retard-up their feet even more effectively than via the wearing of Crocs…introducing…

Dinos? Velocs? Velococrapters? I don’t know.

I like sending Katie pictures of random drawings from work. Like this gem. compared to the original… I win. I always do.

I don’t think Batman says that…I’m thinking that Great Scott is more of a Doc from Back to the Future thing. Who cares? Not I…regardless, this is one sweet ‘do/display of horrible (or awesome) parenting

Just got a Graty… Pros: half-graty-ed cheese clumps are fun to eat Cons: doesn’t fucking work

How can this guy be so smug? He looks like somebody stuck some shades on a toad and smashed it into a polo.

…just half of the lot…but still…missing out on margaritas with Kate…not very pleased

working late…maybe very late…I’m digging in with a half pack of Spirits and two diet RockStars…have mercy