I finally was able to log into our cpanel and check the traffic stats…from May, we had the following: Four people searched for “penis hamburger”…and came here? Yessssss!

I thought this one was sort of funny…sort of random how the add lines up perfectly. and yes…the song is bunk, not crunk

HELLO I HAVE SUM GOAT’S DOE’S 4 U BUDDY NOT BABY’S AND NOT NUBAINS" THOW.

I found this on the Drudge Report….pretty amazing list List of guests invited to public memorial service for Michael Jackson at the Staples Center in Los Angeles: Larry King Dionne Warwick LeVar Burton Mariah Carey Spike Lee Wesley Snipes Lou Ferrigno Stevie Wonder Usher Lionel Richie Brooke Shields Kobe Bryant Berry Gordy Jennifer Hudson Magic Johnson John Mayer Chris Brown The Rev. Jesse Jackson The Rev. Al Sharpton Smokey Robinson Queen Latifah Martin Luther King III Bernice A. King Shaheen Jafargholi (finalist on “Britain’s Got Talent”) Pastor Lucious Smith (family friend) Ron Boyd (family friend) Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds Mickey Rooney and wife, Jan Chamberlin Mario Lopez Corey Feldman ^ the Pezer…Mario Lopez made it. Why not?

Nice try, dude… here you go… …ball is in your court

Kate and I are off to the Madison to do a little camping. Have a good weekend…

Surfboard + outboard = horrible idea.

Rest in peace, you crazy fuck