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Windows 7

So Windows 7 leaked a few days ago…why not? Between Kate and I, we have four Dell laptops in the house: I figure it would round things out to convert my old 9300 to Windows 7. Grif is always down for a nerd project, and he is currently smoking me in our downloading competition. I’m going to try to transfer tomorrow (with a serious lack of RAM) and will keep you posted.

“Awesome” Punctuation on some Sign’s from the “Legion”

Note too the drink specials. We won’t get into what a “Naked Ninja Turtle” is, because it is a “fucking retarded” shot. Okay, it is mostly Sprite and some green schnapps, with a “fucking retarded” name. Harvey Wallbangers…I don’t think anyone has ordered a Harvey Wallbanger since gents were doing the lindey hop with their best gals during the Hoover administration. The college kids love Tom Collin’ses. Tom Collin’ses, Tom Collins “bombs”…they cannot get enough of that shit. I swear to Christ…

Charles Shamamma, Artist

Charles enjoys three things: welding, breaking tools, and dinosaurs. Combine the three and you get this: C-Rex. Appearing soon on creigslist. rrawr Well done. I give you 4 emoticons :D :D :D :D

Tis the Season

I wonder if Katie checks out bouncerblog.com… I bet I find out soon

Zoot Month 1

I get tired of looking at my dual 20-inchers (note the excessive number of unix windows) I imagine my dual 20-inchers tire of me too :( ***edit…emoticons work on wordpress but my fucking links don’t???***

Hot or Not #8

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My Firefox is Crapping

my firefox is crapping My Firefox is Crapping

My Mom is Crazy

I’ll let you decide. Here is my mom (right) holding a quilt, next to a neighborhood child wearing a quilt, her Halloween costume. No shit. I know the King of Pop named his child ‘Blanket’…I have heard the explanation twice and am still flabbergasted.

New Hero

David Thorne…pure genius. Click on the link, please. Spider PaymentRead through it; hands down the funniest internet thing I have seen in some time.

AGGGGGGGH!

retarded familyYou are getting fatter, retard.