I’ll let you decide. Here is my mom (right) holding a quilt, next to a neighborhood child wearing a quilt, her Halloween costume. No shit.

I know the King of Pop named his child ‘Blanket’…I have heard the explanation twice and am still flabbergasted.

David Thorne…pure genius. Click on the link, please. Spider PaymentRead through it; hands down the funniest internet thing I have seen in some time.

You are getting fatter, retard.

Draw your own conclusions…

I just wrapped up day two as a quality assurance analyst at Zoot Enterprises. The best thing about the job so far…

…sweet chew holder. Big Rod suggested that I lighten my hi-liter lode to accommodate for a flask. Maybe next week.

Take that!

LMAO + Chairman Mao = LMAO….wait….

I love these things.

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