I just wrapped up day two as a quality assurance analyst at Zoot Enterprises. The best thing about the job so far…

…sweet chew holder. Big Rod suggested that I lighten my hi-liter lode to accommodate for a flask. Maybe next week.

Take that!

LMAO + Chairman Mao = LMAO….wait….

I love these things.

No comment.

Hey Marvin…what do you have in store this week?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! The TV is in the yard! Marvin is watching the shit out of it by his inflatable pool!

I don’t even know what to say about that.

Cathy is retarded.

So…girls feet grow in Fall? I’m lost.

Here is one called Pajama Diaries

TFL…didn’t read it. I would wager that it is absolutely horrible though.