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MMM ’08

March Mustache Madness is right around the corner… MMMThe rules of MMM remain unchanged from last year:

  1. Shave in the mustache of your choice on March 1st
  2. Keep said mustache for as long as possible
  3. Tease Bob for resembling Larry Bird ***Note to Grant Eve: 2008 is a leap year…you have an extra day in February to grow out all eleven of your facial hairs***

Zany Bob

zizzzzz! Suz Bob SteveSuz, B.O.B., and Lil Steve from Friday night…have a good time in Italy, Suz

Hot or Not #3

Chewbacca

This is better than the footage of Darrell getting tased, bro. [Flash video - no longer available]Pay close attention to the dialog…apparently Chewbacca is Chewbacca in Spanish.

Saturday Night Photo Review

DJ Rach’ rachChaser ChaserB.O.B. BobizlDJ (Bouncer) Ethan edKevin from the Block kevObligatory Ladies Room Pic ladies room

Little People, Big World

I love these guys surfs upHere is the program description for tonight’s show:

New, “A Little surgery; Marty Comes to Town”. (2007). Grandpa Ron and Grandma Peg join the family in Oakland for Zach’s leg surgery; family friend Marty Klebba stops by to cheer him up and winds up in a wrestling match with Amy. (Reality)

Good…Marty Klebba is in this one. Who exactly is Marty Klebba, and just who did he have to blow to get that billing? I hope Amy puts him in a little tiny arm bar.

Irony Defined

The Swantron family is headed to sunny Mexico for our first family get-together in a decade here in two weeks. In preparation for my trip, I decided to pick up a fresh new pair of Adidas Shell-toes. Overstock.com…white on white…free shipping…sign me up. This is what showed up: Mexico KicksLOLercoaster. I’m rocking them…hopefully with a sombrero.

B.O.B. Shooting, Revisited

bob’s big head1) Dennis Francis Buckley and Sgt. Tim love to point out how large Bob’s head is. 2) It turns out that I am much more apt to fuck around with my computer as I avoid reading my physics.

Tony, Ken, Bob, Kyle, Joe, etc…

I love it.

Fun with Guns!

Sarge, B.O.B., three pistols, a shotgun, an SKS, and I spent the afternoon enjoying nature and blasting the shit out of stuff. sargerobertoTelevision disposal service?