The Swantron family is headed to sunny Mexico for our first family get-together in a decade here in two weeks. In preparation for my trip, I decided to pick up a fresh new pair of Adidas Shell-toes. Overstock.com…white on white…free shipping…sign me up. This is what showed up:

LOLercoaster. I’m rocking them…hopefully with a sombrero.

1. Dennis Francis Buckley and Sgt. Tim love to point out how large Bob’s head is.
2. It turns out that I am much more apt to fuck around with my computer as I avoid reading my physics.

Sarge, B.O.B., three pistols, a shotgun, an SKS, and I spent the afternoon enjoying nature and blasting the shit out of stuff.

Television disposal service?

I may or may not have taken a video of my new light switch in my bathroom. I did. Upon showing Sgt. Tim, I came across this video from August…I decided to post it to get ‘08 started properly.

Apparently Nintendo leased the cartoon rights to the Zelda franchise in the late 90’s. It looks to me like they leased the rights to the Full House production crew. “Cut…It…Out” “Have Mercy” “Well Excuuuuse Me, Princess” “How Rude”

Dustin a.k.a. Sgt. Tim is in Texas. He sends his regards.

Complete with huge Germain calves and vodka Red Bull

Give this clip about thirty seconds… [Flash video - no longer available]…I always suspected “All the Way” May was yoked up.