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Red Bull and Mathematica

I am full of Red Bull and waiting for my bootlegged copy of Mathematica to finish downloading. Hey, cool. I stumbled upon this on The Onion, so I figured I would give the new version of WordPress a go.

Onion Drink Poll

Two more days and Phys 516 is a wrap. Maybe I will celebrate with 84 near-empty PBRs.

The Final Countdown

I challenge you to tell me the most ridiculous aspect of this clip. There is a lot of shit going down on set…horrible over-singing, aggressive unnecessary title, dual keyboard action, puzzling hand gestures, a retarded song from the band Europe, models backing their thangs up, and I am pretty sure that is Joey Fatone striking a disco pose. Needless to say, I love it

3 Bouncers, 5 Legs

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It’s Back…

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A Haiku

While Katie is in Las Vegas preparing for Suzie and Josh’s wedding, I have the honor of caring for her beta, LaMonte. For what it is worth, I call him Ken and he doesn’t seem to mind. His bowl is stemware, as are the beer serving pieces at the Pub Hippo…thus provided the inspiration for the following: Fishsitting for Kate. Your home is a Kiboko; Float around and poop.

Shoppin' With Zig

Shit ton of tuna…check

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Funny shoes…check

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Hot or Not #2

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Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

lolcat lab

Familiarize yourself with the lolcat. Or don’t. Either way, this is really funny in a really really nerdy way. cheezburger.jpg

The Zig Lebowski

Clever post title…good work, self. So Ziggy had a great time in a great costume on Halloween. From all reports, Whitefish was the place to be a few weeks ago. The Dude, Walter, and The Jesus

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Donnie, Walter, and The Dude

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For anyone who has not seen The Big Lebowski, the movie is about a guy (The Dude) who likes to bowl. Another person named Jeffrey Lebowski is the center of an extortion scheme, and antics ensue. Donnie, a character in the movie, was supposed to be played by Zig’s little brother…he aptly suggested that Zig implement a coffee can into his costume to account for his absence. The coffee can is used to transfer Donnie’s ashes to his burial at sea. Watch the movie for shit’s sake. Walter and Donnie

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Awesome job buddy.