Gone are the days of the space bag, but Christmas parties for me still involve funny servings of wine.

Yep, I drank that.

I am full of Red Bull and waiting for my bootlegged copy of Mathematica to finish downloading. Hey, cool. I stumbled upon this on The Onion, so I figured I would give the new version of WordPress a go.

Two more days and Phys 516 is a wrap. Maybe I will celebrate with 84 near-empty PBRs.

I challenge you to tell me the most ridiculous aspect of this clip. There is a lot of shit going down on set…horrible over-singing, aggressive unnecessary title, dual keyboard action, puzzling hand gestures, a retarded song from the band Europe, models backing their thangs up, and I am pretty sure that is Joey Fatone striking a disco pose. Needless to say, I love it

While Katie is in Las Vegas preparing for Suzie and Josh’s wedding, I have the honor of caring for her beta, LaMonte. For what it is worth, I call him Ken and he doesn’t seem to mind. His bowl is stemware, as are the beer serving pieces at the Pub Hippo…thus provided the inspiration for the following: Fishsitting for Kate. Your home is a Kiboko; Float around and poop.

Shit ton of tuna…check

Funny shoes…check

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

Familiarize yourself with the lolcat. Or don’t. Either way, this is really funny in a really really nerdy way.