I don’t know if I am hungry or turned on. Both.

La Fiesta… …My guess is that either Voy or Ken will make a similar misstep on the dance floor.

The Cubs cannot seem to pull their heads out of their asses this post season, so I have nothing good to post on that note. The collection of tubes called the internet is still full of good junk though. For instance, this pendulous island rendition of the Soulja Boy. Have a good weekend. Go Cubs.

Wow. I am not sure if Jesus or Jeb Bush is behind this, but it looks as if the Tampa Bay Devil Rays are no longer as of the 2008 season. Say hello to the Tampa Bay Rays! Lovely home uniforns Lovely road uniforms I am curious what South Florida Little League team’s uniform served as the model for these beauts. Back up…what FL grocery store sponsored the Little League team that inspired the design of this horrible design .My money is on Ray’s.

Watch out K-Fed…I may have a new idol… I cannot say that I watch I Love New York, but I might start if this lil’ dude gets on. Midget Muthafuckin Mac in the building, baby…Ayyy!

I am not often confused with a Sureno, but apparently I was last night. Nothing like fighting your way into a gang in a basement bar… Fortunately, I rolled into the only Norteño unable to dispatch an ass-whoopin on a 165 pound homeboy with a bunch of math tats. Score: XIV neck tatto, 0 110010110 bicep tatto, 0 Draw.

The McCone Co. Slammer back in action! I can say that I have been at the Crystal after close. I cannot say that I have ever attempted to Ninja Kick! air in the Crystal after close, or upon doing so plunge awkwardly towards a pool table. Cory J. is one hell of a bartender; Sgt. Lucas is one hell of a cinematographer.