So, the Dirty L has karaoke every Wednesday night, and it is goddamn horrible. Observe This shit-head tries to swoon the ladies with his rendition of “Pony” by Ginuine. Normally I would not really think twice about this garbage, but this guy bribed the DJ (KJ?) a few bucks to get the last song of the night. Good work dude. As you can imagine, Casanova went home solo.

Hands down, Astronaut Jones is my favorite SNL skit. Enjoy.

Dirty Legion…ladies room…B.O.B. Steve Knevel and I Good stuff. I guess I missed the memo… B.O.B. is rocking a sweet goatee while Steve is ‘stached up.

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: ‘Drive Fast’

EZ Eve and I horsing around at work. I have stepped my game up a bit, and now shotgun the damn things. Not quite sure what the Waldo comment is all about.

We took a Jefferson River float trip last weekend…we being Voy, Menke, Hennesy, Nate, Paps, and I. The day was overcast and we were drinking perhaps the worst Gatorade vodka concoctions ever concocted, but it was fun nonetheless. Long story short, upon our arrival at the take-out we come across a grip of law enforcement agents, all dealing with a girl who injured herself jumping off of a cliff into the river. That said, this was what we walked into. There is really nothing more sobering, I would imagine, than asking a sheriff to move his cruiser so that you can do a little drunk driving back upstream. Good work Menke. You worked your way out of a serious jam.

I like the Crystal Bar shirt. Taser 1, Darrell 0