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Monday Morning

Voy, (Boyd Freemo) Charles, (Chizzlah) and I attempted to plant some trees this rainy morning. Two of these were thirteen-foot spruce trees, with root balls the size of VW buses. “That tree is the size of two quite tall hippies, with a root ball the size of a vehicle that I would assume them to drive.” …something to that extent; I am not feeling very clever today. On to the clip. You could not see the mischievous grin that Chuck had while attempting to pilot the skid-steer up the hill and sliding immediately backward. You too could not see the inevitable hitting of the t post by the sideways Bobcat. Great way to start the week.

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