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How Cute

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Eating Prowess

I love yard bird. Before

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After

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I am all that is man.

Pee Wee Brawl

If I have a prejudice, it is an uneasiness regarding the French-Canadians. Observe: [Flash video - no longer available]
Pee Wee Hockey Brawl - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!This little Barry Melrose-ish dude wipes out both a teammate, twice, and a foe, and then nearly shits his hockey pants scrambling away from the scene. Question: where are the hockey sticks in this hockey match?

Vegas Reminder

Dave, Chuck Chizzlah, and I are currently being snowed out of our latest fence project. Blah blah blah, Montana weather, blah blah blah. I realized that I have yet to post a picture of the newest addition to my Federline look, courtesy of Twig from Hart & Huntington at the Palms.

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I think I should quit while I am ahead. Three nerd-ass tattoos are plenty.

Hammer Round ?

I wonder if Hammer has seen bouncerblog.com. I guarantee this is one of his strongest channels of exposure. Enjoy this fine and confusing mash-up. Can’t touch that.

More Food Court Action

Remember this guy? Well, he is still at it.

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Pimpin’ all over the mall.

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Double up…I love this guy.

Season Start

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Back from Vegas; sort of broke. Landscape time.

Present Day Hazzard County

[Flash video - no longer available]I think I would shit if this dude came rolling past me sideways. I keep looking for Boss Hogg and Kooter.

Ready for Spring

While B.O.B. is waiting for his “I am actually not Larry Bird. I am however his brother, Terry Bird” mustache to darken, I am waiting for Spring to spring.

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Nice vest Joe.

New Tattoo

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